Hamas Bunny Is Here to Play (and Eat Jews)

Yep...I knew brainwashing children was always an interesting idea, but I didn't think people would go this far with it. I guess we gotta raise our little terrorists somehow.

In Search For...

A human-sized hamster-ball. A big, plastic, hamster-ball.

I found this one group, Zorb, and they have a great idea. Still not exactly what I want, though.

I'm probably going to have to make my own.

Rainy Days

It's raining here at school. I should go out and take some photos when it starts up again. It'd be great it we had more fog tonight; the campus is so beautiful when the shroud begins to fall. Everything becomes more imposing, prominent; even the chapel appears to be more looming than usual, with the steeple fading away into nothingness as the fog takes over.

I love rain.

Blackberry Rules Email.

One of these days I'll actually go through the 100+ emails that have accumulated in my gmail inbox since I got my blackberry.... nah.

Sent from my BlackBerry(jk) wireless device.

Can Cuba Cope with Castro Number Two?

"Fidel Castro's nearly five decades of rule ended Sunday when Cuba's National Assembly chose his younger brother Raul to be the country's new president.
The lawmakers' selection, which had been widely expected, came five days after Fidel Castro, 81, announced his resignation in a letter published in the state-run newspaper Granma.

In his address to the National Assembly, the 76-year-old Raul Castro proposed that "we consult Fidel" on important decisions. The 614 members of the legislative body passed that motion unanimously."


The rest can be read here.

I, for one, welcome our new overlord.

Hullo all! I am the benevolent Buni. Your new "co-God" so to speak. (We'll let Hitek have his fantasy for now)

I just wanted to pop in before bed and introduce myself. Things to expect in the future: amazing rants about my job in online retail, stories of family, love and some really messed up friends.

/bye

Mitosis: it happens

Well, now there are two narcissists here. There are now two admins / authors, and we're not afraid to abuse our privileges.

Winning is Not Everything

Here's some random gloating of my lolskillz. I submitted this to icanhascheezburger a little bit ago. Hope it's a hit!

Peanut Butter: A Nightmarish Explanation of Science

Yep, Peanut Butter sure proved us all wrong there. Maybe I can bring some bananas over and we'll have a party.

Sweet Sweetback, and Another Weak Day at The Pit

Hello world,

I'm posting today from The Pit -- my school's version of a cafeteria. To put it simply, anything run by Aramark is a bad idea; therefore, The Pit, is a bad idea. Here's an example of what I was served today: Chicken Alfredo. Normally, this would be a good idea if it wasn't for the fact that I was given half of a piece of chicken combined with 1/4 of another. I did take a photo, and will be posting that later. The chicken was actually undercooked, as well. I love corporate takeovers of private school property. In the end, the Pit generally has half-decent desserts. One of them is this weird, radioactive-looking chocolate cookie with mint. It's like a giant version of Thinmints. I'll be posting a photo of that too. If you ever see a radioactive-looking cookie, eat it.

Aside from the food, I was talking today with some friends about this interesting movie from the 70's: a blacksploitation film called "Sweet Sweetback's Badassssssssssss Song". It's essentially a porno with a bit of violence every now and then, so I'll be subjecting a group to watch this with me tonight. I'll let you all know how it goes.

First Day on the Job

Hello, world.

My name is Keith, and this is my first post on my first blog. While I don't really have anything to say at the moment, given that I need to be up in five hours, I feel that I should at least welcome you all, and I hope to be posting a lot more soon.

Things to look for (in the near future):

- Updates on how school is going
- Random thoughts and musings
- Rants
- A chance to give your opinion about topics I may bring up, allowing all of us to engage in
an intellectual debate, of sorts.