A cold - I haz it.

I can haz cure now?

gah...-sniffs and coughs-

I hate colds. My suite-mate gave it to me. A pox upon his household!

Despite this, I must study for an exam that's tomorrow, and also write a paper for Wednesday, and then study for a test on Friday.

I'm going to buy vitamins for the first time ever today, because I need all the firepower I can get on my side.

-coughs up lung- Aww! Cold got me again, motha fuckah!