Well, apparently South Carolina is on fire, or at least the region where I live. It's moved north, so I'm not terribly worried, but this is a fire that has managed to jump three consecutive highways and continue raging through to Barefoot Landing, a huge (read that as HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE) tourist spot.
2500 people have already been displaced, a couple dozen homes burned down with hundreds more in extreme danger.
This is a fire that is expected to jump the Inter-coastal Waterway and keep right on. This is a fire that will walk across fucking water to continue destroying my new homeland.
What, the, fuck.