Our valiant leader, "president" Bush, has announced his own level of sacrifice and commitment when it comes to this brave war in Iraq.
He's given up golfing. If you were expecting more to be said, well, that's all he gave us. Instead of, I don't know, acting like he could actually do something of use, the man who chokes on pretzels decided to give up on fucking golf.
Oh, wait, he's even lying about that little bit. It was because of knee problems that he quit in October, probably.
Come January 20th, or whenever his last day is, there's going to be one hell of a party the world over.
Here's a fun video about the whole thing I found.