Well, it seems our treasure hunt is going swimmingly.
Contestants have been trying to pry open Police Call Boxes all over campus to find our key, when we explicitly stated in several emails that the keys are NOT hidden within things, but placed on or as near to as possible, and will always be mostly visible. NEVER HIDDEN WITHIN THINGS.
I got a call from Campus Police 20 minutes after hearing word and promptly sending out a massive email telling people (in a much, much nicer way) to not be FUCKING MORONS about it.
Seriously, when did people stop thinking at get so goddamn stupid? Jesus.
My head hurts from the stupidity.